Ben Hazmanim Learning Program

Everyone is invited to the school's learning program this pesach vacation. The program will include many rabbis, such as world famous Rabbi Meir Yedid, Rabbi David Sutton, and Rabbi Hazan, with learning until 12:00 every afternoon. Everything will take place in Sha'are Zion in the Annex, we are waiting to see you there!

More Stevie's Boyz Videos

The Stevie's Boyz getting their medals and trophies...
And an interview with Alex after the game.

Stevie's Boyz Championship Videos!

Finally, after much demand, I got some videos on youtube of the unforgettable football game between Big Blue and our own Stevie's Boyz. Showing below is some clips of the football game and the celebrations afterward; these are just a little sampling of the remarkable game.

The end of the game + celebrations


and this is the beginning of the second half

I Can't Believe What Happened

At about 8:30 tonight, an arab terrorist walked into a school just two minutes away from us, and started shooting students in the dining room. Of the 80 students in the room, at least 8 were killed and at least 9 were wounded. Some say there was a second or third terrorist but from the more recent reports it seems likely that there was only one shooter. More info about it at yeshiva world and google news.

The New LAJ Video

The new school video just came out, check it out over on brightcove. Leave your comments on what made you laugh, cry, or just mention Joey Yishai, all will be accepted.

Stevie's Boyz Wins The Championship!

After upsetting Tov Pizza with a comeback with one second left last week, most people thought Stevie's Boyz was gonna win for sure. But 15 minutes into the second half it was 21-0 Big Blue (grandpas), and everyone thought that they're definitely losing (except for me). But they came back with a force scoring a touchdown to make it 21-6 and getting myself ejected. After getting Big Blue to punt, they scored again and went for 2 making it 21-14 with 2 minutes left.

Now with 2 minutes left Big Blue gets shutdown again and has to punt it with 1 minute left. Alex is cool and calm, as usual, but with 30 seconds left he was stuck at his own 10 yard line at 3rd down. He cooly threw it to Manny to get within a yard of the first down. 4th down, 25 seconds left, Alex gets a 7 yard pass to Manny and it's first down again. Alex throws it up to Ezab and he catches it at the 5 yard line. 12 seconds left, Alex hooks up Manny for the touchdown, 21-20, and now the decision came to go for 1 or for 2. Stevie Shalam, sponsor of the team for 3 years, says go for 1. Alex denies him and says, "No, we're going for two". Alex caught Manny on the right side, and all the fans ran onto the field.

Big Blue goes for their last downs. First play, grandpa quarterback throws it in the stands. Second play, he throws it on the floor. For the third and final play, he catches some guy at the 35 yard line who laterals is to some loser who laterals it to the floor. Game over. Stevie's Boyz wins! And that was the cue for a five hundred people to storm the field.

More about the game on AFI's website.

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hi everyone

New Writer...

As of tonight, Joseph Smouha will be a regular contributor of this blog (well, at least he better be) and since I lost most of my internet privileges, he is warmly appreciated. Welcome to the team, son.

This Blog Will Be Closed Until Further Notice

Due to no internet access in the yeshiva, I will not be writing on this blog until I can get steady access again. For all those who stayed around telling me they want me to write more, thanks, but not now, maybe one day. Come back to check the blog every so often to see if I start writing again. Thanks and peace out, Judah

Giants Lose, Albert Hadriye Missing!

Right now its Thursday night and no one here has seen Albert Hadriye in over 4 days. Last seen Sunday, it is presently known that Albert went to go to see the Giants game at about 8:00 PM Israeli time and everything after is unknown. There are some rumors flying around that after the Giants lost, Albert has decided to run away and just get away from life. If anyone has any info on where to find him just leave it in a comment. Thanks with much despair.

Lev Aharon Bonfire Pics

Here's some pics from the never ending fire that we made last week...

The fire went up to 20 feet high

And then there was the remains of the deodorant cans

And heres one more pic

Sorry Guys

I've been really busy in the past few days just chilling out watching a bonfire, and left myself no time to write. The bonfire had been going for about 60 hours straight until it finally went out this morning and eventually gave me some time to go on the internet again. I'm gonna post some crazy pictures and videos soon when I have the time.

Hanuka Party Last Night, Video + Pics...

The video


And here are the pictures...

Chef Creates Exotic New Dish

In a special exhibition on Sunday at 1:00, Eliyahou the chef will preview with much fanfare a dish that he has created for the the boys that has taken many weeks for him to prepare.

The dish, named "harbechara" which in hebrew means a blend of different foods, was initially just leftover pasta from 3 and a half weeks ago, but has now grown to includes dozens of different foods created since then. Falafel, french fries, french toast, malaweh, 6 different types of soup, and only 3 types of eggs are just some of the many foods that have been included in the flavorful menagerie.

The boys are very excited about this new addition to their menu and are saving room for triple and quadruple helpings from now. Eddie Rawas has been starving himself for the past 3 years now, and as he likes to say "I've been waiting for the meal that will satisfy me to the utmost degree; just blow me away in all aspects," and now his long wait is finally over.

Pic Of The Day

Ahronov on Netanya beach, enjoying the sand just a little bit too much. Picture taken last summer.

Paintballing Trip Tomorrow

I can't wait for tomorrow's paintball trip followed by the usual sick barbecue. Make sure that you're not on the other team, where I'm likely gonna whip it up. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Akram Is Fired!

So anyways Akram got fired today. Finally! That stupid arab **** is gone. When I asked Akram why he got fired all he told me was "dup dup pdup dpupdup" in his usual mute voice. However, as he was getting into his car he screamed out in perfect English "you stupid morons, I heard all those disgusting things you said about me, but don't worry I got my revenge. Did the soup ever taste a little funky? Yeh, that's what I thought. Seeya later losers!".

The Elevator Now Works!

After just four short years of slacking off, the construction workers of Lev Aharon have finally completed the much-awaited elevator. I just took the initiation ride in the new elevator and I gotta say it was sick. It was speedy too. From first floor to fifth in just 24 seconds breaking the previous ride time of just under ten minutes.

We Like To Throw Students Out Of Planes

See here, here, and here.

Former Student Confirms That "Nothing Has Changed In NY"

Coming back to New York for the first time after 4 years of post high-school learning, Yosef Smouha surprisingly learned that nothing has changed since the last time he was here.

"I feel like I got stuck in a time warp and everything just stayed the same while I got older and everything. I go to Kings Highway and the pizza stores, barber shops, and grocery stores are all still there".

Amazing.

Haha, School Made A Blog

And they want me to run it. Too bad for them they have no idea what I'm gonna do with it...